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"i was totally astral-traveling. i had the most enlightening, loving feeling. i specifically remember being in outer space, looking down on planets and stuff... right when she touched my penis to take [the catheter] out, i bolted up and projectile-vomited on everybody in the room. it looked like sangria. it was like, 24 PBRs and a gallon of crown royal and fruit. then i was done; i was out of the coma. i had lost weight - i looked great."
- brent hinds, mastodon

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this month i gave up smoking for flossing, drinking for running, and sleeping in for waking up at 7:30. i also bought this mara hoffman dress to wear to a beach wedding in the west indies (click to browse collection). last night i hooked up the n64 and played zelda: ocarina of time for approximately 3 hours.

this month i gave up smoking for flossing, drinking for running, and sleeping in for waking up at 7:30. i also bought this mara hoffman dress to wear to a beach wedding in the west indies (click to browse collection).

last night i hooked up the n64 and played zelda: ocarina of time for approximately 3 hours.