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"i was totally astral-traveling. i had the most enlightening, loving feeling. i specifically remember being in outer space, looking down on planets and stuff... right when she touched my penis to take [the catheter] out, i bolted up and projectile-vomited on everybody in the room. it looked like sangria. it was like, 24 PBRs and a gallon of crown royal and fruit. then i was done; i was out of the coma. i had lost weight - i looked great."
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megan sent me a link to a book today (click picture to see) that i immediately showed my coworkers, and that one immediately purchased for a baby shower, and that has kind of had me tearing up throughout the day. dallas clayton is the author. please go look at his blog (http://dallasclayton.com). pretty, pretty please.

megan sent me a link to a book today (click picture to see) that i immediately showed my coworkers, and that one immediately purchased for a baby shower, and that has kind of had me tearing up throughout the day. dallas clayton is the author. please go look at his blog (http://dallasclayton.com). pretty, pretty please.