i'm ballin' through the recession

"i was totally astral-traveling. i had the most enlightening, loving feeling. i specifically remember being in outer space, looking down on planets and stuff... right when she touched my penis to take [the catheter] out, i bolted up and projectile-vomited on everybody in the room. it looked like sangria. it was like, 24 PBRs and a gallon of crown royal and fruit. then i was done; i was out of the coma. i had lost weight - i looked great."
- brent hinds, mastodon

highlights

- work sent me to san fran: room service, carousel, CEO of Typekit, etc
- SXSWi, made it out alive. founder of TOMS shoes. steve krug. metrics! lean UX! (rented out my apt, made BANK)
- first cake from scratch, kind of dry but also a surprise and so a success (chocolate layer w/ chocolate glaze, raspberries, jack daniels on the side)
- surprise 25th birthday celebration for my man, private party at the fader (DJ, bump and grind, people pyramid!)
- first ever international plane ticket purchased, turks & caicos may ‘11
- couple’s massage, milk & honey. aryan fell asleep and thought masseuse was me, kissed her leg, lolllzzzz
- watching PDiddy from the soundbooth, mo money mo problems
- surprise congratulations to one of my favorite women in the world, Claire Vo gets proposed to at the St. Cecilia while we await her at the bungalow. best face ever.
- surprised aryan again when i delivered his BFF from new jersey to his doorstep. second best face ever.
- lots and lots of eggs from the backyard. there are ducks back there now!