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"i was totally astral-traveling. i had the most enlightening, loving feeling. i specifically remember being in outer space, looking down on planets and stuff... right when she touched my penis to take [the catheter] out, i bolted up and projectile-vomited on everybody in the room. it looked like sangria. it was like, 24 PBRs and a gallon of crown royal and fruit. then i was done; i was out of the coma. i had lost weight - i looked great."
- brent hinds, mastodon

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this led to working remotely on friday. which led to my boyfriend walking to cherrywood for tacos and drinking brass monkeys on the couch, which led to a harry potter marathon, which led to saturday. saturday was the most domestic day of my life. saturday aryan went to help someone with their plumbing while i stayed home to cook and clean. i made a casserolle and took out the trash. then i watched a coworkers kids, 10mos and 6yrs. this led to an hour long walk, which led to me being shocked at how beautiful and sunny it was, which led to drinking juice and playing go fish at a cafe while the baby slept and then going home and watching aladdin while the baby ate. add in BBQ, a superbowl, bath time, more harry potter, and you have my weekend in a nutshell. i also got a chance to meet up with my aunt, which is always lovely. i got to ask more details about the birth of my cousins, having been pretty young when that shit went down. apparently with emma, shannon lost her mucus plug a week before she went into labor. and so, when she lost it while pregnant with audrey, she assumed she had another week to go. audrey was born later that day. in a hotel, no less. sweet little audrey hampton. each birth is so very different!

this led to working remotely on friday. which led to my boyfriend walking to cherrywood for tacos and drinking brass monkeys on the couch, which led to a harry potter marathon, which led to saturday. saturday was the most domestic day of my life. saturday aryan went to help someone with their plumbing while i stayed home to cook and clean. i made a casserolle and took out the trash. then i watched a coworkers kids, 10mos and 6yrs. this led to an hour long walk, which led to me being shocked at how beautiful and sunny it was, which led to drinking juice and playing go fish at a cafe while the baby slept and then going home and watching aladdin while the baby ate. add in BBQ, a superbowl, bath time, more harry potter, and you have my weekend in a nutshell.

i also got a chance to meet up with my aunt, which is always lovely. i got to ask more details about the birth of my cousins, having been pretty young when that shit went down. apparently with emma, shannon lost her mucus plug a week before she went into labor. and so, when she lost it while pregnant with audrey, she assumed she had another week to go. audrey was born later that day. in a hotel, no less. sweet little audrey hampton. each birth is so very different!

(Source: fuckyeahaustin)