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"i was totally astral-traveling. i had the most enlightening, loving feeling. i specifically remember being in outer space, looking down on planets and stuff... right when she touched my penis to take [the catheter] out, i bolted up and projectile-vomited on everybody in the room. it looked like sangria. it was like, 24 PBRs and a gallon of crown royal and fruit. then i was done; i was out of the coma. i had lost weight - i looked great."
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i have the most vivid memories of these things, and of the pizza hut advertisement at the beginning of our “land before time” cassette. nostalgia flood. last night aryan and i went to best buy, target, and wal-mart trying to hunt down harry potter movies for him to buy. at wal-mart i slipped and fell and he was so concerned and it was so hilarious, but today my knees hurt. after we bought 3 harry potter movies, as well as 2 jeff bridges dvds (this was accidental - their both starring jeff bridges, i mean) we went home and he made a pallet on his living room floor in front of the tv to sleep on (“like kids!”) and we ate sonic and reese’s peanut butter cups. God Bless America.

i have the most vivid memories of these things, and of the pizza hut advertisement at the beginning of our “land before time” cassette. nostalgia flood.

last night aryan and i went to best buy, target, and wal-mart trying to hunt down harry potter movies for him to buy. at wal-mart i slipped and fell and he was so concerned and it was so hilarious, but today my knees hurt. after we bought 3 harry potter movies, as well as 2 jeff bridges dvds (this was accidental - their both starring jeff bridges, i mean) we went home and he made a pallet on his living room floor in front of the tv to sleep on (“like kids!”) and we ate sonic and reese’s peanut butter cups. God Bless America.

(Source: fuck-yeah-dinosaurs)