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"i was totally astral-traveling. i had the most enlightening, loving feeling. i specifically remember being in outer space, looking down on planets and stuff... right when she touched my penis to take [the catheter] out, i bolted up and projectile-vomited on everybody in the room. it looked like sangria. it was like, 24 PBRs and a gallon of crown royal and fruit. then i was done; i was out of the coma. i had lost weight - i looked great."
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Ten days till Deathly Hallows, ten random facts.

mugglenet:

  • Breakfast at Hogwarts is at around 8:30am.
  • 437 items were banned from Hogwarts during 1994-95.
  • Durmstrang castle has only four floors.
  • Mr Dursley’s office is on the fourth floor of his building.
  • Harry and the Dursley’s stayed at the Railview Hotel, whilst trying to escape…