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"i was totally astral-traveling. i had the most enlightening, loving feeling. i specifically remember being in outer space, looking down on planets and stuff... right when she touched my penis to take [the catheter] out, i bolted up and projectile-vomited on everybody in the room. it looked like sangria. it was like, 24 PBRs and a gallon of crown royal and fruit. then i was done; i was out of the coma. i had lost weight - i looked great."
- brent hinds, mastodon

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this is what i want my life to look like in six years (except with a happy baby and a bigger butt)

this is what i want my life to look like in six years

(except with a happy baby and a bigger butt)

(Source: astralfox, via cosmic-dust)