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"i was totally astral-traveling. i had the most enlightening, loving feeling. i specifically remember being in outer space, looking down on planets and stuff... right when she touched my penis to take [the catheter] out, i bolted up and projectile-vomited on everybody in the room. it looked like sangria. it was like, 24 PBRs and a gallon of crown royal and fruit. then i was done; i was out of the coma. i had lost weight - i looked great."
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besosyhuesos: naomi & i went to the museum of natural science and looked at rocks and shells and butterflies and the cultural demise of galveston. things learned: naomi loves critters; i love shiny pretty rocks, especially if they look like glitter or have an interesting crystalline structure. what a lovely weekend of crafting, movie-watching and french braiding. love you toryyyy

besosyhuesos:

naomi & i went to the museum of natural science and looked at rocks and shells and butterflies and the cultural demise of galveston.

things learned: naomi loves critters; i love shiny pretty rocks, especially if they look like glitter or have an interesting crystalline structure.

what a lovely weekend of crafting, movie-watching and french braiding. love you toryyyy