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"i was totally astral-traveling. i had the most enlightening, loving feeling. i specifically remember being in outer space, looking down on planets and stuff... right when she touched my penis to take [the catheter] out, i bolted up and projectile-vomited on everybody in the room. it looked like sangria. it was like, 24 PBRs and a gallon of crown royal and fruit. then i was done; i was out of the coma. i had lost weight - i looked great."
- brent hinds, mastodon

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i went here…
and now i work here: http://www.statesman.com/business/whaleshark-expanding-and-hiring-1864236.html?page=2
and everything is just great

i went here…

and now i work here: http://www.statesman.com/business/whaleshark-expanding-and-hiring-1864236.html?page=2

and everything is just great

Aug
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clairevo:

explodingdog:

I’m confused

so badly

SO FUCKING CONFUSED

clairevo:

explodingdog:

I’m confused

so badly

SO FUCKING CONFUSED

Aug
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fingers crossed

fingers crossed

(via weareallstarstuff)

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stones

8 things that have happened for the first time:

1. i left the united states
2. i went para-sailing
3. i was promoted to Art Director
4. i drank a white russian
5. i ate foi gras
6. i dipped tobacco
7. i had a surprise party
8. i turned 25 

*honorable mention: i also went to Outback Steakhouse for the first time and ate a Blooming Onion for the first time.

Apr
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this month i gave up smoking for flossing, drinking for running, and sleeping in for waking up at 7:30. i also bought this mara hoffman dress to wear to a beach wedding in the west indies (click to browse collection).
last night i hooked up the n64 and played zelda: ocarina of time for approximately 3 hours.

this month i gave up smoking for flossing, drinking for running, and sleeping in for waking up at 7:30. i also bought this mara hoffman dress to wear to a beach wedding in the west indies (click to browse collection).

last night i hooked up the n64 and played zelda: ocarina of time for approximately 3 hours.

Apr
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wah wah wah.

unsolvedmysteries:

“Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart. The really great men must, I think, have great sadness on earth.”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky (via slychedelic)

i think this is exactly what’s wrong with a huge chunk of my generation. they read too much fucking dostoyevsky. well i don’t buy it. i’m going to be really great AND really happy.

Apr
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mpdrolet:

From Lucas Foglia’s Re-Wilding series

mpdrolet:

From Lucas Foglia’s Re-Wilding series

(via cosmic-dust)

Mar
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dolla dolla bills y’all

dolla dolla bills y’all

(via weird-is-the-greatest-compliment)